PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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