Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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