i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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