I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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