That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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