I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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