Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
There's always time for handjobs
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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