Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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