I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I want to fling myself into the sun
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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