i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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