and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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