Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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