If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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