Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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