Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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It's never too late to be topless.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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