I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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