they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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