I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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