Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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