You surviving the open bar?
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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