Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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