i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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