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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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