i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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