I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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