The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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