So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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