Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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