hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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