ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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