What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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