The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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