you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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