so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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