Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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