So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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