I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's shark week go big or go home
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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