Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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