What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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