Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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