It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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