are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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