She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dick very happy bro
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