i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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