Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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