OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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