I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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