how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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