...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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