So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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